WHY OLDER WOMEN ARE BETTER

 BEST QUOTES TO TEASE THE OLD BOYS AND GIRLS (THE YOUNG AT HEART)

•  "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles." Ralph Waldo Emerson, US writer
•  "We don't grow older, we grow riper"  Pablo Picaso (1881-1973)
• "It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen"  Brigitte Bardot, french actress and model
• "Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it." Will Rogers, US comedian and actor (1879-1935)
  
• "I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old."    Peter Gabriel, British pop musician
•  "When it comes to age we are all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. "Leo Probst
• "I am 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you see?" Barry Cryer, British comedian
• "One good thing about getting older is that if you're getting married, the phrase 'till death do us part' does not sound so horrible. It only means 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean." Joy Behar, US comedian and talk show host.
• "One of the best parts of growing older? you can flirt all you like since you've become harmless." Liz Smith, british actress